Welcome, young grasshopper, to the light that prevails. You have finally reached the reverend halls in which we celebrate the epic snot wiping techniques of Kyp Durron, Jedi Master. ALL HAIL GLORY GLORY GLO-- hhhhhhhhhft. *spits* |
Or as they say in the Consortium--
Welcome to CRUSTY SPACE KYP!! please don't feed the Hapan ninjas while you're here, those buggers get everywhere, and who will clean up the mess, I ask you?
From the producers of such educational videos as The Mating Rituals of Wookiees According To Matthew Stover and 101 More Ways To Leave A Jedi To Die A Tortuously Long Death Please Remember To Bring The BBQ Sauce, Honey, we bring you another enlightening and indepth documentary by SMACK MY WOOKIEE UP! ♥ Crack optional.